A sex starved, nymphomaniac seen commonly using her feminine wiles to lure unsuspecting, reserved, innocent gentlemen from their caves to indulge in, what seemed to be, a feast of Pineapple and Orange
Juice. After
said feast is had, the fiendish gooey boonay then savagely pretends to trip, exposing her backside, ultimately crushing what little decency left in the once innocent
gentleman.
"I say old
beans, have I a story for you!"
"Do go on, old chap!"
"Why just the other
day, whilst I found myself tupping down the forest path, I came across a delectable treat of Pineapple an' Orange
Juice! Little did I know, I was to be soon attack an' violated by an' Aruchan of all things."
"Oh bullix, my good man."
"Myesh.., myesh.., now it seems I've this growth I MUST carry 'round with me for life, it seems. ANYwahat! Off to commit unspeakable
sex acts with the Aruchan. Pip pip!"
"Ta!"