Aruchan
A sex starved, nymphomaniac seen commonly using her feminine wiles to lure unsuspecting, reserved, innocent gentlemen from their caves to indulge in, what seemed to be, a feast of Pineapple and Orange Juice. After said feast is had, the fiendish gooey boonay then savagely pretends to trip, exposing her backside, ultimately crushing what little decency left in the once innocent gentleman.
"I say old beans, have I a story for you!"
"Do go on, old chap!"
"Why just the other day, whilst I found myself tupping down the forest path, I came across a delectable treat of Pineapple an' Orange Juice! Little did I know, I was to be soon attack an' violated by an' Aruchan of all things."
"Oh bullix, my good man."
"Myesh.., myesh.., now it seems I've this growth I MUST carry 'round with me for life, it seems. ANYwahat! Off to commit unspeakable sex acts with the Aruchan. Pip pip!"
"Ta!"
"Do go on, old chap!"
"Why just the other day, whilst I found myself tupping down the forest path, I came across a delectable treat of Pineapple an' Orange Juice! Little did I know, I was to be soon attack an' violated by an' Aruchan of all things."
"Oh bullix, my good man."
"Myesh.., myesh.., now it seems I've this growth I MUST carry 'round with me for life, it seems. ANYwahat! Off to commit unspeakable sex acts with the Aruchan. Pip pip!"
"Ta!"
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