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Antenucci 

The most regarded Italian surname you could ever have. Nothing could be better than being born into this clan. Being an Antenucci means you are the object of envy.
The men are handsome, witty & athletic. Though on the thin side, their appetites rival that of a fat Italian. They are keen on playing pranks & have a wicked sense of humor. They also find great amusement in fat people falling, preferably face-first. Antenucci men are esteemed, they have nicknames like "The General" or "King of the World". Oh, & Antenucci men are ALWAYS right. All the time. In the history of the world, no Antenucci man has ever been wrong about anything.
Antenucci women are also good looking, whether they are born into this clan or are lucky enough to marry an Antenucci man. They are smart, but not as smart as the men of the family. They are funny, but not as funny as the men. (See the pattern, folks?) They are known for their kindness & compassion, & their tasteful, somewhat prudish sense of style. Antenucci women are also known for being fabulous cooks... Although they occasionally insist on ruining a perfectly good gravy with organic veggies and low-fat meats, ugh. Stick to the recipe ladies!

Last but not least: Antenucci men love the women of their clan above and beyond life itself. To hurt or harass an Antenucci woman will almost certainly result in the ass kicking of a life time. Sometimes, the mere threat of this ass kicking is enough to make another grown man practically crap his pants.
Example: "Wow, was he really stupid enough to disrespect Antenucci's wife? ....I can't promise that bad things won't happen to him!"
Antenucci by Popenucci March 23, 2013
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wow hes wearing shorts what an antrum
antrum by Anonymous goddess December 15, 2017
An incredibly handsome man. They must be a god. No one can match their beauty or intelligence. They are are so amazing they are not even just a man, they can be amazing. When you ask "Who were the greek gods created after?" The answer is "Antrius". They are a gift to the earth sent down by a power far greater than ours. They are probably immortal too. and also they're pretty good at cooking. Anyone named anything alike Antrius such as Andrea have powers like Antrius although weakened. Such a person changing their name to Antrius would grant them Antrius' powers and immortality.
Person 1: "Oh my god! It's Antrius"
Person 2: "OH NO, I'M MELTING FROM THEIR BEAUTIFUL RADIANCE."
Antrius by Antrius June 30, 2021

antinumb 2019 

as much as we might think we know
there is at least as much we don't know
until we make an effort to find out
Example
do you know that i am willing to sacrifice much of the life i have built
willing to go into unknown waters
willing to make myself seen and heard and touched
willing to endure hardships in order to achieve success
willing to accept you by my side if only you do the same

antinumb 2019
antinumb 2019 by Krkič April 2, 2019

antrunum kamkom 

trunum trunum, trunum trunum <- train sound
Pumped Up Kicks Lyrics Looped ANTRUM REMIX
🎵 aaadijadiddin tude pompadakikju viteran tereran, antrunum kamkom!, aaadijadidu tyden pompadakikju viteran tereran, haaszbusmazaaany... 🎵
Me: Bro you remember antrunum kamkom?
You: Yeah man, I even use their medication, antrunum verde (can be found on the gmod steam workshop btw)

Kaitlyn Antonucci 

Most beautiful girl in the world, have had a chrush on her since 7th grade. Extremely talented and athletic. I one day hope she will fall in love me as well
Kaitlyn Antonucci is a beautiful, smart lady
Kaitlyn Antonucci by Datbso January 25, 2018