A condition in which one or more ants infest an area and explode. If such an occurrence affects consumer hardware, such as an mp3 player, it will not be covered by the standard warranty.

Jake: "What happened to your Zune?"

Zakk: "An ant crawled inside it and exploded. It got antitis."

Antitis by ConfusingBoat January 1, 2011

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stella artoitis

An arthritic-like complaint suffered by those having partaken in a little too much of the amber fluid during the previous evening.

Sorry mate, i'm not gonna make it to the gym, got a chronic bout of stella artoitis!

stella artoitis by greenback_vonbaum August 17, 2012

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anonitis

The disease that is carried via anons in a chat. Touching or being touched by anon will almost certainly give you anonitis.

anon1: *touches you*
Person1: EWWW. I have anonitis! ='(
Person2: *runs from anon and Person1*
Person3: Anonitis? LANMAO.

anonitis by Leanne and Dan March 25, 2008

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Ansonitis

Taking on the appearence or mannerisms of an Anson.

Dude, he was telling stories about things his dad bought. Kid's coming down with serious Ansonitis.

There are random pasty white kids with ansonitis everywhere, even roaming around the African Bush.

Ansonitis by Chowda! March 25, 2008

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