Antitis

A condition in which one or more ants infest an area and explode. If such an occurrence affects consumer hardware, such as an mp3 player, it will not be covered by the standard warranty.

Jake: "What happened to your Zune?"

Zakk: "An ant crawled inside it and exploded. It got antitis."

by ConfusingBoat January 01, 2011

Hadding

The past present tense of the word 'had'. This term is used to describe something you are currently doing in the past.

I am currently hadding that which is to be had.

by ConfusingBoat January 22, 2011