antlery

horny, aroused, turned on, ready to blow

"Dude, I am so fucking antlery right now, I could hump the next thing that comes along."

"He was so antlery last night!"

"My boss is always antlery; he can't keep his hands off me."

by Thrash-Ra February 4, 2009

The Antlers

An incredible indie rock band from Brooklyn, New York, composed of Peter Silberman, Darby Cicci, and Michael Lerner. They are most popular for their amazing 2009 concept album, Hospice. More recently, they have released an album titled "Burst Apart," which is just as wonderful. Their music is best listened to while alone in the dark.

Person A: "The Antlers are my favorite band EVER."
Person B: "Never heard of them. Do they play holiday music?"
Person A: "No, silly. Here, listen to this!"
(Person B Listens)
Person B: "Whoa, that's AWESOME."

by Jean Simmons June 24, 2011

bag of antlers

Term used to describe how a very skinny and/or bony woman looks or feels like.

Screwing her was like doing it with a bag of antlers.
or
She needs to eat more. She's starting to look like a bag of antlers.

by Archibald Leech April 10, 2006

Ass Antlers

A type of tattoo, usually worn by women, on the lower back and branching upwards from the buttcrack. From the original German "Arschgeweih".

I could see her ass antlers poking up above her little thong.

by Fuzzy Bunny April 23, 2004

Pants Antler

According to some canadian online videographers, this term is slang for the man organ one carries in his pants.

If you are needing to go pretty bad, you may drain your pants antler behind that tree over there.

by sealver December 14, 2010

arse-antlers

a tattoo just above the buttocks, having a central section and curving extensions on each side

She bent over and revealed the arse-antlers that were hidden under her shirt.

by Peter Michael (Canada) March 19, 2008

awkward antlers

this means nothing. some idiot prep made this up after hearing about the awkward turtle.

the awkward antlers, are you shitting me?

by guernica January 17, 2008