antichild 

Weird.

That woman is an antichild

antichild by Mangyooo November 12, 2020

antiphillia 

Antiphillia is a condition of sexual repression so severe that the sufferer attempts to restrict, regulate or control the sexual conduct of others.

Objecting to someone else's sexual conduct may indicate philophobia. Suggesting a law to regulate their sexual conduct defines one as suffering from antiphillia.

antiphillia by amourist September 14, 2011

antichode 

(n) The oppposite of a chode; a long, stringy, unusually thin penis. Can be associated with tall people with a body type similar to the antichode itself, often "nerdy" or "dorky" in nature and befitting the qualities of someone who seems like they absolutely must have an antichode.

This limp string bean looks kind of like an antichode.

That lanky douche must have an antichode - I mean look at him!

Whoa, do you see that tree!? The slender shape of its trunk is identical to that of my pedophile priest's antichode!

antichode by Doosledorf June 14, 2008

Anticiliptical 

That feeling at the top of a swing or pendulum (in expectation) that the world is about to rush up and whack you in the back of the head. Again.

Jon Snow: It's a massive landslide again for ...

Paxman: Anticiliptical. What did you expect. Here's the weather...

Carol: (in a smashing pair of trousers) throws coffee pot, smiles and nukes the world*]

Fin.

Post Script: *I gave her a code (1of5) now piss off, I'm having a lunch; a cigarillo; & fucking with...{fuckwith_list}

Anticiliptical by Below-Stairs December 2, 2022

AntiCold 

A player on the anarchy server known as 8b8t

AntiCold is Ez

AntiCold by AntiCold October 17, 2020

anticidread 

The fear that something you're really looking forward to will be a huge disappointment. A mixture of high hopes and pessimism from past experience. Applicable to events, the next book or movie in a series, and particularly to movie adaptations. Especially prevalent if people involved have a poor track record.

Anticidread turns to anticipointment if the worst does indeed come to pass.

I had a lot of anticidread about the office Christmas party after last year, but the boss wasn't there this time, and it was great.

I'm really anticidreading the Suicide Squid movie. Mickey Rooney is perfect casting to play him, but I've heard they threw out most of the comic book continuity, and changed the origin. Also, it's the same director as Barbie vs. Predator, so I don't know if he can pull it off.

anticidread by evadgib February 6, 2012

Anti-child romantic preference 

Aka. A.C.R.P. When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who don’t want and or have children

Jenifer is only interested in dating people who don’t want to have children because she does not want have to go through the stressful process of raising kids. She has an Anti-child romantic preference.

Anti-child romantic preference by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021