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anti-twilighters 

The main definition for an anti-twilighter would be someone who very much dislikes Twilight.

They are also the only hope left for mankind.
(Also see MLIA)

These people are most probably fans of Harry Potter, Google, and Ninjas.
Scene: The movie theaters. There is a trailer for Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse/Breaking Dawn. You are about to fall asleep, when all of a sudden you hear:

Anti-Tilighter #1: TWILIGHT SUCKS!!
Anti-Twilighter#2: F**K YOU EDWARD!!!

(The whole theatre breaks into an applause, and the world is safe, thanks to the anti-twilighters)
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Anti-Twilighter

More commonly referred to as "Antis"

Usually seen as men, but are actually made up of a large number of teenage girls. Many were converted when Breaking Dawn came out. They are often attacked when voicing their opinions about the book.

They very rarely use force. Most are sane and tend to use logic. A lot condone the use of trolling on Twitard boards such as the Twilight Lexicon, but antis often do.

Anti sites, such as TwilightSucks.com, are often flamed by batshit insane fangirls for merely having a different opinion.

Most respect sane fans so long as the fans respect them. They don't respect batshit insane fangirls.

Most common arguments against Twilight include

-Edward is abusive
-Bella is antifeminist
-Pedophilia
Fangirl: ZOMG!! EDARD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!
Anti-Twilighter: He isn't real...
Fangirl: WATT??? U DONT LIEK EDWARD???!!!
Anti: He's a fictional character and abusive...
Fangirl: NO HE ISNT!!!!!!! HE JUST PROTETS BELLA!!!!
Anti: *sighs*

anti-twilighter

Rational, normal human being who can't stand the ridiculous tween vampire series, "Twilight". Regularly laughs at both the teens, tweens and soccer moms who line up for every movie. Uses terms like "twitard" to explain to other, equally normal thinking people what these jagoffs are like.
Hell yeah, I'm an anti-twilighter...I'm not a teenage girl or a forty-year-old soccer mom, am I?
anti-twilighter by isaacsdad June 28, 2010

Anti-Twilighter

A living, breathing human being, whom is obviously not a teenage girl, that dislikes a series of books called, "Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer. These idiotic humans usually verbally attack twilighters saying things like "Dude, Edward isn't real." Or "Dude, they're just books." Also, "Dude, Edward is a fag."
Anti-Twiligher men are often found dateless.
Becky: "So are you going out with Brad on Friday?"
Brigdet: "Heck no! He's an Anti-Twilighter and teases Twihards!"
Anti-Twilighter by Alayna2765 December 17, 2008
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026