anteurysm

When someone named Ant does or says something that gives you an aneurysm.

"Man he's giving me an anteurysm right now."

anteurysm by Jaderowni March 4, 2024

Aneurysm 

Whenever someone throws a huge fit or melts down in front of people due to a circumstance previously brought up.

"Steve just had an aneurysm"
"What over?"
"Someone said that he sucked at teaching.. not a good idea."

Aneurysm by Cheeseman23 April 4, 2015

Aneurysm 

a permanent abnormal blood-filled dialation of a blood vessel resulting from disease of the vessel wall, A blood vessel weakness that causes bleeding in the brain or a bulging of the wall of an artery, vein, or wall of the heart.

When the teacher told the students about a very complicated hypothesis they all had an aneurysm.

Aneurysm by Mr. Biatch Owner! May 5, 2005

aneurysm 

Dialatation of an artery caused by weakening of its wall through disease.

"If I do that again, I'll have an aneurysm."

aneurysm by DiiKaBaKa January 25, 2004

Jism Aneurysm 

The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth with such force and ferocity that the semen shoots up into her brain, causing blood vessels to burst.

I haven't been laid in two years, so when Becky gave me a blowjob, I gave her a jism aneurysm. Now I feel much better!

Jism Aneurysm by Flantari September 30, 2006

Sadness Aneurysm 

When one attacks oneself verbally during a period of sadness or other negative emotion (anger, etc.), usually with plenty of force. (Ex.: Calling oneself an idiot, retard or other attribute that insults the person’s intelligence, actions, etc.). One will frequently speak in 2nd person. Sadness Aneurysms come in 3 stages:

1. The victim will begin to feel their sadness change to anger, and will occasionally begin to growl, grumble or otherwise voice their emotional morphing.

2. The victim will begin to mentally insult themselves, yelling insults at themselves in their heads. You should be able to tell by now if they are having a sadness aneurysm, as their face will frequently turn red.

3. The insults become verbal, and the person may mumble or shout them, depending on the severity of the sadness aneurysm. Eventually, the person will either cool down, or commit mass homicide to all around them. It is best not to talk to them, particularly in this stage, as they may lash out, making the sadness aneurysm worse. This stage gives the sadness aneurysm its name, as the victim will usually act as if they are having an aneurysm.

John: Dammit! You should have gotten that test question right, you bumbling, idiotic fool! How can you live with yourself?!

Steve: What’s up with John?

Tom: Leave him be. He’s having a sadness aneurysm because he messed up on an easy question that failed him the math test today.

Steve: Oh. Ok.

Sadness Aneurysm by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019

Mini Sadness Aneurysm 

A smaller, less effective sadness aneurysm. Can come as single happenings, or in large numbers.

Marty: We aren’t friends anymore.

John: I just had a mini sadness aneurysm.

Mini Sadness Aneurysm by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 5, 2019