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antagonizer 

A person that turns someone against them. Causing someone to become hostile.
Person: "Mm, don't you love tuna? I do!" *Puts tuna in person's face*
Person 2: "Stop it! You know I hate tuna!"

*Person continues to put it in person's face*

Person 1: "Man I love tuna! Have a taste!"
Person 2:" NO. STOP IT!!"
*PERSON 2 smacks tuna out of hand*

Mom:"Stop antagonizing your brother, Person 1!"
Person 1 is an antagonizer.
antagonizer by GirlDemo19 August 28, 2016
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Antagonizer Con Artist 

Someone who antagonizes someone and when they snap back at them they act all innocent and get other people to attack the person that snapped back at them because they were convinced that the antagonizer is the victim.
Person 1: You look easy to draw and your family doesn't love you.
Person 2: Bitch excuse me? You are literally built like what comes out of my dog's ass, shut the fuck up you nasty ass bitch.
Person 1: Omg, why are you being so rude to me? I didn't do anything wrong! I was just playing the game!
Entire ant colony of people: *Harasses Person 2*
Person 2: That bitch is literally an Antagonizer Con Artist, why the fuck would you believe that thing? Can you not read chat logs...

antagonize

To argue or make arguement with someone onpurpose.
John loves to be antagonized...
antagonize by bobertaman January 15, 2008

Antagonizes 

"haha" *antagonizes*
"bruh"

Repeated deliberate antagonization 

Justifies violence?
Hym "If repeated deliberate antagonization is justification for violence then you sorry bastards are not going to be having a very good time!"

Iam "We're citing the Mike Tison thing, by the way. Because that guy was wrong to antagonize him but he (Tison) was also wrong to attack him BUT the guy knew who he was and did it anyway. Which makes him stupid. Which is what makes it funny. That one of the guys did a thing that was wrong and did it deliberately to a guy that he should know not to do that to which makes him stupid."

Hym "And it doesn't take much to apply that line of reasoning to our situation does it? So, yeah... OUT OF THE CAGE NOW!!"

Iam "Yeah... So it is an excuse to do that.... Just sayin'..."

Greet Greet Antagonize

A pro gamer maneuver used by the most skilled RDR2 players on the planet. Used to piss off NPC's without causing a fuss.
Example of Greet Greet Antagonize
Arthur (Greet): "Officer."
Officer: "..."
Arthur (Greet): "Your face looks familiar."
Officer: "Uh-huh."
Arthur (Antagonize): "Reminds me of the last time I lifted my horse's tail."
Greet Greet Antagonize by DarthMole February 1, 2025

Antagonizment 

The form of bitch that lives among the see to inflict other but can not see see
If they thought before they kneeed theyed be fine wit me but in the sense that we have doc on speed then I see no harm in me the user of this phone cause b I swear on my life iddd end a seed
The government of today’s society thrive off of individual self worth because if they can strip the soul from which you see your eyes will almost always bleed because the antagonizment that you can not see will be the death of me
Antagonizment by Nippi kay June 19, 2021
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