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animesexual 

you have never felt grass in ages
Person 1: I'm coming out of the closet...
Person 2: Really? I'll accept you no matter wha-
Person 1: I'm animesexual!
Person 2: Nevermind.
animesexual by tropicalskies December 30, 2020

animesexual 

You have never felt the touch of grass in ages. You will never get bitches so that's why you're in love with your waifu. Basically, what zero pussy does to a mf.
Kid 1: I'm animesexual
Kid 2: have you ever touched grass?

animesexual 

not real.
animesexual isn't real.
animesexual by _UZUMAKI December 29, 2020

Animesexual 

Someone who wants to be LGBTQIA+ so bad that they have to make a new fictosexual and/or proculsexual
P1: Hey (insert name here) I'm Animesexual
P2: That doesn't exist. Quit trying to be a part of/spread misinformation about the lgbtq community by making up a sexuality you cunt.
Animesexual by wejustvibing December 31, 2020

animesexual 

p1: hey i’m animesexual
p2: no you mentally challenged idiot
animesexual by animesexualphobe February 2, 2021

Animesexual 

Animesexual is a stupid made up sexuality that cishets use to be oppressed and say slurs, It also mocks the lgbt+ community.
Hey have u heard of animesexual? It’s really fucking pathetic!
Animesexual by Ashthedog January 2, 2021
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