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angry orchard 

when a midget is hooking up with a tall bitch, reaches up (sometimes requiring a ladder) and twists her titties.
That little fucker almost gave me a bloody angry orchard.

angry orchard 

When someone inflicts pain to their anus by sticking things inside and it prolapses. The swelling looks like an apple.
angry orchard by Badass85 September 12, 2015

Angry Orchard 

Usually what the bitches drink! Not for the men
I took my bitch out for dinner, I got a red oak, she got a angry orchard .
Angry Orchard by Stickhergood December 15, 2018

Angry Orchard 

Piss from a horse that drank cider
Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider
Angry Orchard by Username 1552 December 18, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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