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It felt cold on my balls when that bitch gave me an angry orchard.
by mullens patron August 05, 2015
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When someone inflicts pain to their anus by sticking things inside and it prolapses. The swelling looks like an apple.
She has an angry orchard down there.
by Badass85 August 08, 2015
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when a midget is hooking up with a tall bitch, reaches up (sometimes requiring a ladder) and twists her titties.
That little fucker almost gave me a bloody angry orchard.
by the clowns are us August 01, 2017
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Usually what the bitches drink! Not for the men
I took my bitch out for dinner, I got a red oak, she got a angry orchard .
by Stickhergood December 15, 2018
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