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afterwood 

when a male still has a boner after he has ejaculated during sex
Tom: That was GREAT sex Suzie!

Suzie: Then why are you still hard?
Tom: Damn afterwood!

"I had major afterwood last night when Karen and I finished bonin'.."

"We can't go to your parents' yet.. I still have some afterwood."
afterwood by 0verthestars February 5, 2010
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anger wood 

Getting so angry that you pop a boner
Yo that bitch got me so mad that I got anger wood
anger wood by Anger wood September 14, 2016

angerwound 

a wound inflicted on some one or ones self with no thought being caught up in emotion
anger wound is a kick ass band
angerwound by alton July 12, 2004

Anglewood Jack 

A hockey fighting taught by Jules Winnfield that involves beating another player after pulling his jersey over his head.
Oh shit, Brashear is giving Brookbank the Anglewood Jack.
Anglewood Jack by X_factor December 19, 2008

afterwoods

Used to describe a time-period following either a trek in da forest, a golfing-period dat is now just using putters and irons, or a guy's hard-on.
If you see a number of guys and gals beamingly heading into da trees wif bags of clubs over their shoulders, wait till they emerge into da open again and then check to see whether da dudes can still "get it up" --- if not, then you can figger dat a different kind of "game-play" occurred, and dat said eager studs are completely exhausted afterwoods.
afterwoods by QuacksO December 20, 2025
The feeling of being anxious or paranoid about your own rising anger; being fearful that you are about to completely snap or lose control because an explosion of rage is building up inside you
"After dealing with a two hour traffic jam, a broken elevator and a rude boss, she felt completely angernoid—she had to sit in her car in total silence just to make sure she didn't lose her mind on someone."