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afterwood 

when a male still has a boner after he has ejaculated during sex
Tom: That was GREAT sex Suzie!

Suzie: Then why are you still hard?
Tom: Damn afterwood!

"I had major afterwood last night when Karen and I finished bonin'.."

"We can't go to your parents' yet.. I still have some afterwood."
afterwood by 0verthestars February 5, 2010

anger wood 

Getting so angry that you pop a boner
Yo that bitch got me so mad that I got anger wood
anger wood by Anger wood September 14, 2016

angerwound 

a wound inflicted on some one or ones self with no thought being caught up in emotion
anger wound is a kick ass band
angerwound by alton July 12, 2004

Anglewood Jack 

A hockey fighting taught by Jules Winnfield that involves beating another player after pulling his jersey over his head.
Oh shit, Brashear is giving Brookbank the Anglewood Jack.
Anglewood Jack by X_factor December 19, 2008

afterwoods

Used to describe a time-period following either a trek in da forest, a golfing-period dat is now just using putters and irons, or a guy's hard-on.
If you see a number of guys and gals beamingly heading into da trees wif bags of clubs over their shoulders, wait till they emerge into da open again and then check to see whether da dudes can still "get it up" --- if not, then you can figger dat a different kind of "game-play" occurred, and dat said eager studs are completely exhausted afterwoods.
afterwoods by QuacksO December 20, 2025
The feeling of being anxious or paranoid about your own rising anger; being fearful that you are about to completely snap or lose control because an explosion of rage is building up inside you
"After dealing with a two hour traffic jam, a broken elevator and a rude boss, she felt completely angernoid—she had to sit in her car in total silence just to make sure she didn't lose her mind on someone."
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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