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afterwood 

when a male still has a boner after he has ejaculated during sex
Tom: That was GREAT sex Suzie!

Suzie: Then why are you still hard?
Tom: Damn afterwood!

"I had major afterwood last night when Karen and I finished bonin'.."

"We can't go to your parents' yet.. I still have some afterwood."
afterwood by 0verthestars February 5, 2010
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anger wood 

Yo that bitch got me so mad that I got anger wood
anger wood by Anger wood September 14, 2016

angerwound 

a wound inflicted on some one or ones self with no thought being caught up in emotion
anger wound is a kick ass band
angerwound by alton July 12, 2004

Anglewood Jack 

A hockey fighting taught by Jules Winnfield that involves beating another player after pulling his jersey over his head.
Oh shit, Brashear is giving Brookbank the Anglewood Jack.
Anglewood Jack by X_factor December 19, 2008

afterwoods

Used to describe a time-period following either a trek in da forest, a golfing-period dat is now just using putters and irons, or a guy's hard-on.
If you see a number of guys and gals beamingly heading into da trees wif bags of clubs over their shoulders, wait till they emerge into da open again and then check to see whether da dudes can still "get it up" --- if not, then you can figger dat a different kind of "game-play" occurred, and dat said eager studs are completely exhausted afterwoods.
afterwoods by QuacksO December 20, 2025
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020