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afterwoods

Used to describe a time-period following either a trek in da forest, a golfing-period dat is now just using putters and irons, or a guy's hard-on.
If you see a number of guys and gals beamingly heading into da trees wif bags of clubs over their shoulders, wait till they emerge into da open again and then check to see whether da dudes can still "get it up" --- if not, then you can figger dat a different kind of "game-play" occurred, and dat said eager studs are completely exhausted afterwoods.
afterwoods by QuacksO December 20, 2025
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afterwood 

when a male still has a boner after he has ejaculated during sex
Tom: That was GREAT sex Suzie!

Suzie: Then why are you still hard?
Tom: Damn afterwood!

"I had major afterwood last night when Karen and I finished bonin'.."

"We can't go to your parents' yet.. I still have some afterwood."
afterwood by 0verthestars February 5, 2010

afternoodle 

Any afternoon, esp. when lunch consists of a noodle dish (e.g. pho, ramen, leftover spaghetti).
Zach: Do you have time to talk about our load balancer configuration? Nick: Sure thing. I'm eating now, but I'm open all afternoodle.
afternoodle by JiggleCheeks May 1, 2023

afternoonsies 

Noun: England. The partaking of an afternoon meal, betwixt luncheon and afternoon tea.
Afternoonsies can include cantaloupe, shish kebabs, crunchy nut corn flakes, fairy cakes, Johnny Walker, ginja, or loaded nachos with chilli con carne
afternoonsies by lhipreed2001 July 25, 2010

aftergood 

the relief after picking your nose and finding a huge loogie and then starting to cry in happiness...and eating it.
*Girl picks her nose, then looks at it and smiles in satisfacton - this emotion is commonly, and can only be known as "aftergood"*

"Man, look at this huge booger!"
"Whoa thats huge!"
"How do you feel?!"
"Oh my gosh! I feel so AFTERGOOD!"
"This is the best AFTERGOOD ever!"
aftergood by Aileen_V_P_K_M February 29, 2008

He STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards! 

What a chick grumbles to her family/friends regarding da clueless indolence of her main squeeze, and is referring to da fact dat he does not bother to re-dress her upper torso after a boobs-savoring session, simply walks around da house naked after an interval of between-his-legs-based recreation wif her, forgets to straighten up da bed after a bouncy-bouncy, etc.
My new guy is a total "Mr. Cuddly" and never makes me feel left out or unattended, but he hasn't "grown up" as far as childhood unawareness is concerned --- he STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!
The emotions you get after a nude
Dude, my afternood was complicated
Afternood by Firestorm43434 April 22, 2023
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