Angel Cake 

When you jizz on some ones eyes when they are asleep. The cum hardens and crusts over, therefore acting as a cement for the eyelids. The victim wakes up, but can't open their eyes.

"I gave Jay the best angel cake last night. He flipped out when he couldn't open his eyes."

Angel Cake by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

angel cake 

aziraphale from good omens.

aziraphale is so sweet, and he is an angel. he's like an angel cake.

angel cake by cherryblossomwine December 1, 2021

Angel Cake 

Angel cake means vagina, basically. The whole female crotch area. Usually to be used when overwhelmed with the female form.

Woah James is in a forest with 4 naked chicks; that's alot of angel cake for one pork sword.

Angel Cake by Chambles and Thof August 11, 2009

Angel Food Cake 

In cake terms this represents the healthiest cake you can eat i.e. the most fucking pointless

So Angel Food Cake represents the most pointless fucking horrendous tits you have ever seen

You will still try them because its cake but you don't really see the point

OK I will have a quick slice of your angel food cake. Just a little slice though

Angel Food Cake by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Angel Food Cake 

A virgin pussy.

Once an angel food cake has been penetrated, it is no longer an angel food cake.

Angel Food Cake by Oneironauts March 19, 2014

Angel cakes

Angel of all.Beatuiful inside and out. Hipnotic eyes and amazing body. Loving and loyal.

Angel cakes is my Angel.

Angel cakes by lusciousangel January 31, 2019

bestie angel cakes 

A loving name for a best friends to take place of the homo-sounding "baby cakes" mostly meant for teenage girls. Referring to them as your sweet angelic bestie (best-friend).

I'll miss you bestie angel cakes...

bestie angel cakes by eerikaanne1298 February 23, 2011