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Unfortunately, there's no room on the pl;anew, try Iberia or BA
pl;anew by Lord Sugar Pops May 9, 2019

Need a new patek 

When some sh!t is tragic and needs urgent care , a situation that’s absolutely treacherous. Down horrendously, not doing well in life. In need of assistance
Ya mans not lookin too good sh!t tragic he need a new patek or sumthin. Mfks done hopped out the automatic v and let him have it . Lil boy new it’s static sh!t tragic he really needa new patek

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥 

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

Buss A New Skank 

To offend someone by saying go away or leave me alone.
Normally used in South, West, East and North London, not used in central. Peckham, tottenham, Walworth, camden and nunhead is some of the places.
For example,

''Hi Friend,'' Shakira says
''Buss A New Skank fam wid ur irititable bret,''Cee Lo Green says

rip a new a--hole 

attack someone verbally, yell at someone, criticize someone loudly
rip a new a--hole by Mindy August 1, 2003

A new lick of paint 

When a male is receiving a hand job from a female or a male, at the point of ejaculation the male/female aims thy penis towards the wall, which then leaves a shiny new link of paint on the wall.
My friend Aidan told me he gave his wall a new lick of paint
A new lick of paint by YBUR♣ March 2, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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