The most delectable eyebrowless woman in all of the world. Orignating in Centerville, GA, and prospering in the garden of New
London Theatre, where she is daily watered by Lorin Raab, a careful gardener who produces the most
beautiful flowers in the world. (See: Raab)
You
may identify an AndyPandy if she;
1. Has long legs that go on for
miles
2. Has no eyebrows
3. Smokes like a chimney
4. Has a sexual apetite of five thousand men
5. Has a bad habbit of sneaking out at night
6. Cuts her best friend's tow off
7. Says "blurp"
8. Is constantly changing the colour of her hair
9. Has the hottest boy friend in thw world!!!
10. Has five healthy sized "U"s and a
Holly Black obsession.
For more information on AndyPandys, see The Moron's Guide to AndyPandys.
