analphylaxis 

Noun. The feeling that you will suffer an acute allergic reaction to an anal insertion (e.g. A bee sting).

Thanks for the offer but I must politely decline your offer as I suffer from analphylaxis.

analphylaxis by g-Reg Rodgers July 26, 2017

Anaphylaxis 

An immediate and severe allergic reaction to a substance (eg food or drugs). Symptoms of anaphylaxis include breathing difficulty, loss of consciousness and a drop in blood pressure. This condition can be fatal and requires immediate medical attention.

common anaphylaxis include;
nuts, latex, eggs, bites and stings, wheat, dairy, seafood and other.

Anaphylaxis by sarah-3-2321 June 12, 2006

analphalaxis 

When you eat something so spicy, your bowels cannot breathe and your butthole stays clenched

I had jalapeños on my burger that were so hot it sent me into analphalaxis.

analphalaxis by LakeErieLush April 16, 2022

Anaphyjaxis 

The act of eating just enough of an allergen to produce throat swelling, thus restricting air flow, and proceeding to masturbate.

“Bruh last night I tried Anaphyjaxis, best nut of my life.”

Anaphyjaxis by Mean Nasty May 19, 2025