analouge 

When you heat a pizza up perfectly and it comes out nice and krispy!!!

*takes the pizza out the oven* "ANALOUGEEE"

analouge by Analouge123 October 27, 2023

Analogue rectal exam 

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.

Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"

Analogue rectal exam by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015

analogue wank 

Having to revert to the more traditional methods of masturbation by using "old skool" materials such as books, magazines and rude drawings.

My fucking internet isn't getting connected for another fortnight! I'm gonna have to settle for an analogue wank tonight instead of YouJizz!

analogue wank by darkh0rse July 2, 2011

analogue poo 

When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.

I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.

analogue poo by jwgrooves June 13, 2017

analogue g-chat

passing notes the old fashioned way, i.e. by actually passing notes on a piece of paper. Has mostly been replaced by g-chat now.

Did you see those girls had their analogue g-chat going in class?" "Yeah, the professor totally saw and ripped them a new one...

analogue g-chat by Amanda Pisces November 3, 2010

analogue cigarette 

–noun
A traditional roll of finely cut tobacco cured for smoking with real fire, and is usually wrapped in a thin white paper.

The opposite of a digital cigarette, or more commonly known as an Electronic Cigarette, or E-Cigarette.

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in the year 2024 A.D.

Friend: "Gary ... whats that in your mouth?"

Gary: "Its an analogue cigarette. I found a carton of them stored in my dad's old boxes up in the attic."

Friend: "Thats so retro. We should bring these back in style! Lets take them to school. Pretty soon everyone will be smoking analogue cigarettes."

analogue cigarette by Dr. Fetus Ink October 2, 2009

Analogue Seller

A person who does not use the internet auction sites or selling sites to sell their second hand goods. They prefer to be ripped off by getting bottom dollar for their goods at car boot sales, trunk sales etc.

Hey, those analogue sellers are never gonna get rich by standing in that field selling to the immigrants at bottom dollar

"An analogue seller in a digital selling world"

Analogue Seller by wayne1977 September 19, 2017