An anal queef is the release of air from the anus after the penis has been removed from the anus after anal sex. Not to be confused with a common garden fart.
If you've watched amateur porn. You know. The anal queef does exist.
one who prior to ejaculation takes the cock out of the ass and shoots him cum shot into the mouth of the homosexual hes performing intercourse with and makes them gargle the semen they just blew into their mouth. After the gargling is through the homosexual swallows the load. The homosexual usually involved is named Kevin Gauthier
Tim: Hey do you know any cum guzzling anal queens
Dylan: Yeah its Kevin Gauthier
Tim:O how so?
Dylan: I know a guy who said he was looking for a fat shit that he could get to guzzle his cum and Kevin offered with excitement.
Tim:What did they do?
Dylan: Well the guy said he was having anal intercourse with Kevin and with joy he asked him to blow his load in Kevin's mouth and while the load was in Kevin's mouth he gargled with joy and then swallowed the load and enjoyed every swimmer that trickled down his throat.
Tim: That sounds amazing!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!