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anal gaze 

Concentrate on one's asshole to reach a Zen like state.

Or

To place one's eye on another's anus.
My yogi told me to anal gaze with him in today's class.

Sarah let me anal gaze her and now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye. Should I tell mom?
anal gaze by SirMicroPenis March 6, 2016

Analgraze 

~An over enthusiastic lateral wiping motion of the anal aperture (post-soil) which results in lower wrist being polluted with winnets (see winnet).

~The continuation of toilet paper to sleeve whilst wiping ones rear, resulting in a contaminated cuff ”
“Ah man that guy stinks, think he analgrazed earlier this morning”

“Whats that brown mark on that guys sleeve?”
“Ah you’ll have to watch him, he’s an analgrazer”

"Why does he always wear brown shirts?"
"He anal grazes often"

Mother potty training 'Oliver Junior'~

Oliver Junior Says:

"Mummy whys my wrist brown?"

Mother responds:

"Ah sweet pea, its ok, we all analgraze at the beginning, its a learning curve"
Analgraze by Grozzzz April 14, 2011

analblaze 

The process of penetrating someone's anal cavity to the point where chaffing and burning occurs; recovery time usually takes a lifetime.
Yo carl, did you get analblazed last night? I can see your walking with your cheeks pushed together.
analblaze by the man 999 January 17, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026