anal glaze 

The light smearing of shit on the head of your penis after boinking some babe’s asshole.

Terry’s mom is a freak, she loves licking her anal glaze off my root.

anal glaze by Roderick Barringer January 7, 2018

anal gaze 

Concentrate on one's asshole to reach a Zen like state.

Or

To place one's eye on another's anus.

My yogi told me to anal gaze with him in today's class.

Sarah let me anal gaze her and now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye. Should I tell mom?

anal gaze by SirMicroPenis March 6, 2016

Analgraze 

~An over enthusiastic lateral wiping motion of the anal aperture (post-soil) which results in lower wrist being polluted with winnets (see winnet).

~The continuation of toilet paper to sleeve whilst wiping ones rear, resulting in a contaminated cuff ”

“Ah man that guy stinks, think he analgrazed earlier this morning”

“Whats that brown mark on that guys sleeve?”
“Ah you’ll have to watch him, he’s an analgrazer”

"Why does he always wear brown shirts?"
"He anal grazes often"

Mother potty training 'Oliver Junior'~

Oliver Junior Says:

"Mummy whys my wrist brown?"

Mother responds:

"Ah sweet pea, its ok, we all analgraze at the beginning, its a learning curve"

Analgraze by Grozzzz April 14, 2011

analblaze 

The process of penetrating someone's anal cavity to the point where chaffing and burning occurs; recovery time usually takes a lifetime.

Yo carl, did you get analblazed last night? I can see your walking with your cheeks pushed together.

analblaze by the man 999 January 17, 2007