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anal cock lick by dansex69 August 24, 2006
Anal Craving Cock Jockey
One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.
Anal Craving Cock Jockey by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009
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Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."
Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."
Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"
Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"
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Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."
Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"
Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"
Annoying Person: O_O
cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey by Metalhead For Life November 7, 2006
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A guy is in your dorm in cornwall who stares at your hairy nutsack this is a gypsy cock sucking anal buster
gypsy cock sucking anal buster by Vannabum October 25, 2011
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cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker by uhhliizaa April 28, 2010
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Asion Midget Anal Porn With Islamic Cock by LockMan3000 October 7, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026