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No Anal April 

During the month of April you may not have anal sex or do anal masturbation
Hey wanna come to my house later?

Fuck naw it's no anal april
No Anal April by MistaFunnehMan November 14, 2019

Aggressive Anal April 

the second chapter to destroy dick december , you have to either get analed or anal someone or any kind of specie that has a asshole
Anson : You ready for Aggressive Anal April ?
Ethan : Fuck yea my man this is my chance to fuck my dog right in the ass
Anson : Make sure you wear a condom cus you gonna make it pregnant

Aggressive Anal April 

starts 2 months after fapless February and no fingering February
Everybody has to do anal on this month either to themselves or on others , you can fuck anything you want as long it has an ass hole , eg: your book , vans , your pet dog , John cena .
Anson: You ready for Aggressive Anal April
Ethan: fuck yea mate it my chance to fuck my dog , my pillow , my mom and my hoodie

Awesome Anal April

Awesome Anal April is a holiday where all females must agree to anal sex from any male who asks for it. Vise versa, any male who is asked for anal sex by a female must agree.

This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)
"Her ass was bright red, because she got fucked five times in Awesome Anal April!"

No anal april 

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary
Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!

No anal april 

u can not do anal in April
No anal april by Mingeasher69 March 22, 2021