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Anaesthesia 

A truly viable and useful word to replace the N-word. Used when an individual does not know whether it is acceptable in this situation. The response will signify what slang to use throughout the rest of the conversation.
White Guy: Wassup, my anaesthesia?
Ethnic Guy: Good afternoon my Octoroon!
White Guy: Aight bro I'll stick to my lingo then yeah?
Ethnic Guy: Nah bro it's cool, your an eighth black, say what you wish.
Anaesthesia by COVID-19 June 26, 2019
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Anusthesia 

A substance that numbs your ass.
1) After a long night of his cellmate viciously raping his ass, Henry wished that the jail commisary sold anusthesia. 2) After a long day sitting on the hard bench, Ron's ass felt as if it had been administered anusthesia.
Anusthesia by Dr. Buttocks July 31, 2009

Anesthesiologist 

The doctor who made sure you didn't feel a thing during your surgery and kept you alive the whole time!
The anesthesiologist clearly did well as I woke from surgery without pain.
Anesthesiologist by ActualTruth March 1, 2018

Anesthesia

The medicine injected usually before a surgery.
It is sometimes also used before tooth removal.
Its function is to remove the pain during the procedure.
A: I'll inject you anesthesia
(After injecting the anesthesia)
B: Let's begin the operation!
Anesthesia by Shendy1 November 17, 2009

bubble gum anesthesia 

An upcoming popular drug prevalent in hip hop culture originating from Austin, TX; coined by the rap group Big Money Crew.
Financial AID$: yo nigga we fuckin hittin up da clubz again 2nite, whutchu be drankin playboi?
Orson Wellz: dat purple stuff nigga
Prestron: wit dat kidz stuff in it
Orson Wellz: yeeah, dat bubble gum anesthesia
Financial AID$: damn, u stealin from da kidz clinic again? mang, u wrong for dat
bubble gum anesthesia by bigfloaty November 25, 2005

Anaesthasia 

The feeling of drowsiness and/or the act of falling asleep during a particularly twee and sickly sweet Disney/Fox Animation Studio film, in order to endure it better.

(Derived term: Anaesthatic (n./adj.): something which causes the feelings of the aforementioned drowsiness, or an adjective denoting a relation to such drowsiness.)
1. (adjective) "Bambi" is having a particularly Anaesthatic effect on me.
2. (noun) I'm overcome with Anaesthasia. *zzzzz*
3. (noun) Any Walt Disney film is a very strong Anaesthatic.
Anaesthasia by Zzyzx0289 August 23, 2010

Anesthesiologist 

A physician who specializes in the care of the surgical patient before, during, and after a surgery. Education requires four years of college, four years of medical school, and four years of anesthesiology residency. Some subspecialize with further education in critical care, pain, cardiac or pediatric anesthesiology. This education provides the medical background and foundation to handle many emergency situations including airway management, cardiac and pulmonary resuscitation, advanced life support and pain control when necessary.

The anesthesiologist can provide sedation, general anesthesia and/or regional anesthesia depending on the patient's starting medical conditions and type of surgery or procedure the patient will undergo. He/she monitors the patient's vital signs and supports vital organ functions throughout the anesthetic.
The anesthesiologist is the medical physician taking care of you during surgery while the surgeon is operating.

My anesthesiologist did an amazing job since I do not even remember going into surgery!
Anesthesiologist by SleepSafe March 2, 2018
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