gowno
I gowno spadlo na wiatrak.
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gowno
The Department of Electronics and Information Technology,
faculty of the Warsaw University of Technology
A true shithole in purest essence of this word.
faculty of the Warsaw University of Technology
A true shithole in purest essence of this word.
WTF am I doing at this gowno-worthy university?
What evil have I done, that I need to suffer now through this gowno classes.
The decision to start my studies at this gowno was not only the biggest mistake in my life, but evolved into long and painfull fall into endless well of human feces.
What evil have I done, that I need to suffer now through this gowno classes.
The decision to start my studies at this gowno was not only the biggest mistake in my life, but evolved into long and painfull fall into endless well of human feces.
gowno by First class looser December 14, 2008
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gówno
golnoosh
golnoosh is the cutest girl you can meet in your whole life. she is kindest and prettiest. once you met her you will understand a magical feeling that you fall in love with her. she is complete and perfect in everything.
golnoosh by noonoolovesyou August 17, 2018
Gownow
Gownow is a term used when a person wants to play Gears of War with a friend. It can be used as a command or a verb. It is a cool sounding word, and as long as you don't define the word for other non-gamers, will make you seem cooler. If one texts with all capital letters, it places the "emphasis on execution."
gonokakakhackus
A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa.
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!
gonokakakhackus by Rambozo the Clown December 2, 2013
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