What evil have I done, that I need to suffer now through this gowno classes.
The decision to start my studies at this gowno was not only the biggest mistake in my life, but evolved into long and painfull fall into endless well of human feces.
golnoosh is the cutest girl you can meet in your whole life. she is kindest and prettiest. once you met her you will understand a magical feeling that you fall in love with her. she is complete and perfect in everything.
Gownow is a term used when a person wants to play Gears of War with a friend. It can be used as a command or a verb. It is a cool sounding word, and as long as you don't define the word for other non-gamers, will make you seem cooler. If one texts with all capital letters, it places the "emphasis on execution."
James, Tom, Kevin! You know what time it is... Gownow!
A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa.
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.