A sexual act involving a woman and a
man. In this, the
man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple
Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a
gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the
Pie falls of, or runs out, the
man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple
Pie into said hole of choice.
The women is to be in the
bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The
man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the
man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American
Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot
girl from the Pub the American
Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah
man just the regular.
