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American Express 

A bank for the wealthy. Charge Cards. Pay off in full every month. Not meant for poor people
American Express Being Defined as a bank for the wealthy. "Damn dude did you see that guy with his Amex Gold? Nah dude that's a platinum or is it the rare centurion?". "Sarah has a gold amex, no it's her daddies credit card. Plunk factor- the sound of your metal credit card hitting the counter as you flex on the cashier. Flex value- first used by Brian Jung, To flex on poor people with your metal credit card so you can cut butter with it - Ask Sebby
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American Express 

this can only be used when out of the country and there must be multiple individuals present. Essentially the American Express is a tag team of men on a foreign girl who fill every orifice of her body with the man pole.
American Express doesnt need an example you get the idea
American Express by Negrodamus1 April 17, 2007

American Express Financial Advisor

A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.
If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money

african american express 

First used by Kanye West. Slang for AmEx's "Black Card"
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a black card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

Red American Express 

A fun and expressive way to refer to TNT and any other sort of explosive. Used in the way Timbaland mentions an actual Red American Express Card in the song The Way I Are with Keri Hilson, D.O.E., & Sebastian but referring to Explosives instead.

Lyrics taken from the song:

Timbaland: "I ain't got no Visa
I ain't got no Red American Express
We can't go nowhere exotic
It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best
Talk to me, girl"
I really enjoyed the fact that I can utilize Red American Express Blocks in Minecraft to expedite the building of my artistic and opulent art piece.

American Pie Express 

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.

American Pie Express 

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
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