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amenities 

Amenities refer to the desirable or useful features and facilities within a property, location, or environment. In the context of real estate, amenities could include things like swimming pools, fitness centers, parks, or other features that enhance the value and appeal of a property.
Imagine waking up every morning to a stunning view from your balcony, enjoying the convenience of nearby shopping centers, and indulging in the luxury of on-site amenities like a state-of-the-art fitness center and a relaxing swimming pool. Our property offers a range of amenities that will truly elevate your lifestyle.
amenities by Toji Fushiguro February 1, 2024
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what i call homo-sapiens with abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "amenities"
amenities by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Amentist 

A person of severe congenital mental disability.
Teo is trying to help the guy but he's such a fucking amentist that he can't follow simple instructions.
Amentist by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018

Amentistic

A person relating to or suffering from amentia
You know those times when you're trying to help someone out but they're so amentistic that they can't see basic logic and sense. The kind of people that make you want to slit your abdomen so you don't have to breathe the same air as them. The kind of people who make you feel like you've lost brain cells after talking to them.
Amentistic by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018
Terminal disease caught by staff working at Agen Biomedical Ltd.
Employee 1:"I fucking hate this job!!"
Employee 2:"Sounds like you've got Agenitis mate.."
Agenitis by boganbroad November 25, 2004
The feeling you get after working for a large company for a few months when you finally realise that you will not make a difference ..... usually quickly followed by "Oh fuck it, who cares"
Day 1 of new job: Oh what a great job, i will do my best
Day 10 of new job: I must try harder
Day 20 of new job: If i keep going people will listen to me
Day 30 of new job: Oh fuck it, who cares ... put the kettle on
Congratulation you have Ameyitis
ameyitis by jason hackett November 19, 2007

Ameritish 

"I am going to deport you back to America"

"Good luck with that! I am and Ameritish"
Ameritish by CharliesDevils June 17, 2013