Ameriweeb: This school looks so quiet, I bet it could use a little bit of
freedom.
Person: What do you mean?
Ameriweeb: Do I need to spell it out for you? We need the sound of
freedom projectiles echoing through the hallways... and of course people screaming and crying from excitement as the bullets spread its wings of
freedom to our soon free children
Person: Ohh... no thanks, keep your "
freedom" to yourself.
Ameriweeb1: So the other
day, I saw a movie where there are sand n**** herding goats in a place full of oil
Ameriweeb2: It sounds like they could use some liberation.. like some
freedom bombs and
freedom strikes would do the trick
Ameriweeb1: Hot damn! Hell yeah, brother!
Black person: It feels good to be able to breathe...
*Ameriweeb reflexively kneels*
*Healthy weight person passes by*
Ameriweeb: You poor, skinny guy... bet you haven't been eating your McFreedom burgers
American: I can't believe that there are places that have access to free healthcare
Ameriweeb: You mean to say that there are places that don't have the
freedom to pay all your life savings for stubbing your toe? Sounds like they could use some liberation
American: Yeah...and I bet they don't have bosses that can fuck over your life as soon as they have a bad day
Ameriweeb: Freedom is when you get life fucked by your boss as s as soon as they have a bad day