Is a woman that is mentally, verbally and Physically abusive to some one while pretending to be the victim publicly to ruin someone’s life.
My father is suffering from a case of Ambuser-Heard, my step mom pretends my dad is hurting her but I know the truth she is a monster because she hits him and cause him to have so much stress but she tells everyone that she is being abused!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.