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ambushed paddington 

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear
My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington
ambushed paddington by playa hater February 24, 2004

ambisher 

A lil Bish who likes to ambush people
All that bish does is ambush, he's a lil ambisher
ambisher by Kanoplayer September 14, 2020

Ambuser-Heard 

Is a woman that is mentally, verbally and Physically abusive to some one while pretending to be the victim publicly to ruin someone’s life.
My father is suffering from a case of Ambuser-Heard, my step mom pretends my dad is hurting her but I know the truth she is a monster because she hits him and cause him to have so much stress but she tells everyone that she is being abused!
Ambuser-Heard by SuperBeast April 24, 2022
An Ambuser is a perpetrator of female-on-male domestic abuse.
Hey, did you hear Delores is abusing her new boyfriend?

Yeah, i suspected she was an Ambuser.
Ambuser by bonybird May 12, 2022

amBushed 

When someone unexpectedly walks in or when you drop a towel in a changing room and sees your Bush in all its glory.
"Jessica's brother walked in when I was using the bathroom at her house. I was mid pee and jumped up, he amBushed me. I should have shaved."
amBushed by urbanderivative January 16, 2010

Ambushed 

When you go to a party, and there are already numerous amounts of members that are not of your preference.
Dude I went to Jessica's party last night and got ambushed.
Ambushed by Tromedlov Stanton January 9, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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