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ambidextmous 

being able to use the mouse with each hand with equal ease
Worker1: Why is your mouse on the left of your keyboard?
Worker2: I'm ambidextmous.
ambidextmous by npellow October 7, 2008
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ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

ambidextrious 

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.
ambidextrious by A New STD January 19, 2004

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

ambidextrious 

What idiots think it means to be able to use both hands equally well. The correct word is ambidextrous.
Ed: My Hi-point gun is awesome coz it has ambidextrious safety leverz bruh.

Rob: Am bi dex TRUSS! Not dex TREE us you simp. And that pistol sucks long and hard compared to my Springfield XD.
ambidextrious by bentrm February 27, 2018

Ambidextrosity 

The quality or state of being ambidextrous as in using both hands with equal ease or dexterity.
Is there any phase of life in which ambidextrosity would not be a factor of the greatest value?
H. V. HART-DAVIS
Ambidextrosity by Kamikaze44 March 26, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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