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Medically equipped vehicle designed to deliver medical services in da hood style, usually after getting a cap popped in your ass, or particularly after getting an epic beat down on by epic beard man on a public transit vehicle.
"my face is leakin....summa call ambalamps"

or

"My shit is all messed yo....call da ambalamps"

** May also be referred to as "amberlamps".
Ambalamps by Big_Steve February 17, 2010
Verbal attempt at pronouncing "ambulance" after provoking and losing a fight with the 67 year old "Epic Beard Man" while aboard AC transit bus.
Witness: "He's leakin'!"

Shit Talker: "bring da ambalamps"
Ambalamps by gthompson13 February 17, 2010

Amberlamps 

How ignorant people pronounce "ambulance". Made famous by a cocky bus rider who couldn't back his stuff up.
(While bleeding profusely after catching a beatdown from an old man)

Brang da amberlamps!
Amberlamps by audioman42 February 18, 2010

amberlamps 

How you saw "ambulance" after you've been repeatedly punched in the face, and almost knocked the fuck out.
EBM: *beats the shit out of you*
You: I'M CALLING THE AMBERLAMPS.
amberlamps by Taqo_ February 19, 2010
What is brought for you when your face is leaking blood, because you got beat down by a 67 year old badass.
"I just got my ass handed to me by some old white guy, bring da ambalamps"
Ambalamps by clyde786 February 17, 2010
A mispronunciation of a common word due to a mouth being full of blood and possibly missing teeth.
"Help, I'm hurt bad! Please someone call me an ambalamps."
ambalamps by GenXisT February 17, 2010
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