Ambulamp

The ambulamp is the basic unit of beat-down in the International System of Units; usually administered by a crazy old man.

"Dude -- Tom beat up Michael on the bus"
"Really? How bad was it"
"Approximately two ambulamps"

by aoeuaoeu February 28, 2010

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Ambulamp • Ambalamps • ambulam • Ambulumper • amburlampse • Da Ambalamps

Medically equipped vehicle designed to deliver medical services in da hood style, usually after getting a cap popped in your ass, or particularly after getting an epic beat down on by epic beard man on a public transit vehicle.

"my face is leakin....summa call ambalamps"

or

"My shit is all messed yo....call da ambalamps"

** May also be referred to as "amberlamps".

by Big_Steve February 17, 2010

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Verbal attempt at pronouncing "ambulance" after provoking and losing a fight with the 67 year old "Epic Beard Man" while aboard AC transit bus.

Witness: "He's leakin'!"

Shit Talker: "bring da ambalamps"

by gthompson13 February 17, 2010

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Ambulumper

A hybrid between an ambulance and fire truck (pumper). The Ambulumper, thought to be cost-saving by combining two pieces of expensive equipment and reducing manpower, is really nothing more than an embarrassment and denial by the fire service that EMS is swiftly taking over.

See also; Pumpulance.

Dude! There was a rocking trash can fire around the corner from the fire house. We would have been fighting the beast if we hadn't been taking some shitbum to the hospital in the Ambulumper.

by Res2cuE November 29, 2010

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