Amberlamps

How ignorant people pronounce "ambulance". Made famous by a cocky bus rider who couldn't back his stuff up.

(While bleeding profusely after catching a beatdown from an old man)

Brang da amberlamps!

by audioman42 February 19, 2010

slow as balls

Very slow. Refers to the snail's pace at which the testicles are retracted upward into the groin area when exposed to cool temperatures.

Dangit, this data connection is slow as balls! I wish my iPhone was on Verizon...

by audioman42 May 12, 2010

YSHSF

You should have searched first.

Bob: When does DST end?
John: YSHSF.

by audioman42 March 16, 2009