Definitions by audioman42

slow as balls 

Very slow. Refers to the snail's pace at which the testicles are retracted upward into the groin area when exposed to cool temperatures.

Dangit, this data connection is slow as balls! I wish my iPhone was on Verizon...

slow as balls by audioman42 May 11, 2010

Amberlamps 

How ignorant people pronounce "ambulance". Made famous by a cocky bus rider who couldn't back his stuff up.

(While bleeding profusely after catching a beatdown from an old man)

Brang da amberlamps!

Amberlamps by audioman42 February 18, 2010

YSHSF

You should have searched first.

Bob: When does DST end?
John: YSHSF.

YSHSF by audioman42 March 15, 2009