The assumption that a central, exclusive, amorous relationship is normal for humans, in that it is a universally shared goal, and that such a relationship is normative, in the sense that it should be aimed at in preference to other relationship types
Assuming that because someone enjoys and gets excited at the prospect of seeing a person they care about is because they secretly have a crush on them is perpetuating amatonormativity.
These people are usually very small and are found in their beds hibernating. They are always the biggest virgins and love to spend their time friend zoning boys and getting on peoples nerves. They are usually quite polite when hearing a fellow class mate burp and they will applaud them for their good efforts but can be found shouting at their parents for being a brat. They LOVE to eat carrots and will eat them until they are physically sick or putting skittles up their nose and then eating them. They usually have the BEST friends that are tall beautiful dark haired blue eyed and big battied. They are weird people Avatrons and I would suggest you keep your distance unless you want to be disturbed
“Omg her nose is so circular”
“Omgyeah she must be an avatron”
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*