Amanda Ohm

Amanda is One Hot Mess. Not to be confused with tall Amanda’s, this sub species of the basic bitch name are short, round, have bad teeth & hide crackers in their tum tum rolls. The lowest ranking Amanda with children popping out of her like Cars in a car show. She is not only foul to look at she’s also cruel, selfish and thrives on being the craziest person in the room while simultaneously being the weakest and lowest educated. The embarrassment of her family. The DUFF of her friend group. No one likes Amanda OHM but she’s always popping up like a cockroach in a crack den.

Everyone looks better with Amanda OHM next to them.

Amanda OHM is stalking online again. Call the police.

The clown car pulled up! Look at all the kids popping out! Must be Amanda OHM.

Amanda Ohm by DJohnson19 March 19, 2022

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Amanda Ohm

Amanda is One Hot Mess. Not to be confused with tall Amanda’s, this sub species of the basic bitch name are short, round, have bad teeth & hide crackers in their tum tum rolls. The lowest ranking Amanda with children popping out of her like Cars in a car show. She is not only foul to look at she’s also cruel, selfish and thrives on being the craziest person in the room while simultaneously being the weakest and lowest educated. The embarrassment of her family. The DUFF of her friend group. No one likes Amanda OHM but she’s always popping up like a cockroach in a crack den.

Everyone looks better with Amanda OHM next to them.

Amanda OHM is stalking online again. Call the police.

The clown car pulled up! Look at all the kids popping out! Must be Amanda OHM.

Amanda Ohm by DJohnson19 March 19, 2022

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Amanda Gorman

The 22-year-old poet who spoke with poise and eloquence at the inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, reading her poem "The Hill We Climb". Ms. Gorman, the youngest inaugural poet in United States history, earned wide praise and admiration for her contribution to an event regarded, by several measures, as historically significant.

Amanda Gorman joins a small group of poets who have graced a presidential inauguration with their words, among them Robert Frost, Maya Angelou, Miller Williams, Elizabeth Alexander and Richard Blanco.

From "The Hill We Climb", she read:
"And yet the dawn is ours before we knew it.
Somehow, we do it.
Somehow, we’ve weathered and witnessed
A nation that isn’t broken, but simply unfinished."

Amanda Gorman by Monkey's Dad January 24, 2021

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Amanda Bieber

Either the most amazing troll that has ever existed, or the devolution of humanity. Also known as MandaSwaggie. Is convinced that she will one day have Justin Bieber's babies. Was obsessed with losing her virginity before the age of 14, which failed. Has dissed:
-Kurt Cobain and Nirvana
-Michael Jackson
-Freddie Mercury
-Lady Gaga
-Selena Gomez
-Homosexuals
-Black people
-Asians
-Countless Twitter users
-Madonna
-and many more

Amanda Bieber has become an extremely hated figure of the internet.

Josh: Oh my god, it's Amanda Bieber!
Trevor: KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT REPRODUCES!

Amanda Bieber by CFBDHP July 6, 2012

amanda marie

Has beautiful eyes, a sense of humor, always cares for others, doesn't take things from people, does things her own way, amazing to find, hides her feelings to cause less worry for others, is very forgiving, is there for anyone who needs it, is someone you should never let go of, loves greatly and will always put a smile on your face, is very shy but intelligent, keeps to herself but if you get close you are special to her

Amanda Marie is always there for you.

amanda marie by Truefacts101 July 6, 2014

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Amanda

Amanda is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She seems shy but once you get to know her she is the most outgoing person. Amanda tends to put the people she cares about before herself and tries to avoid conflict. She has barely any enemies and if she does have one she still tolerated them and tries to be nice. Amanda hates people who think they are better than others although she never tells them this. Amanda is also the most smart person you will find. Amanda hates attention but doesn’t mind if you compliment her privately. Amanda crushes on the guys with humor but she is too scared to start a relationship because of her fear of heartbreak but if you ask her out and she is into you she’ll definitely say YES. Don’t take her for granted because once you break her trust you will never get it back.

Boy#1: Yo dude, I heard Amanda likes you. You have to ask her out!
Boy#2: She does?!?!?!?! I need to ask her out before she gets over me!

Amanda by The truth 31 August 23, 2020

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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