(a) One beautiful creature that you want to touch but are afraid if you do touch it that it wont touch you back and your heart will be broken.
(b) One of the prettiest girls you've ever seen or dreamed about. A girl that could change the entire world if she wanted to.
Dave: Woah Robb look its Mandasaur!
Robb: Wow shes so beautiful I want to tell her how I feel about her.
Dave: No! You cant, shes too good for you
Robb: *sigh*
Michelle: I wish I was popular...
Jen: I wish my hair was down to my butt...
Amber: I wish my parents would buy me a car...
Mandasaur: I wish you three would shut the fuck up....
Jen: *Sigh*
Amber: *Cuts Wrist*
Michelle: *Cries*
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.