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alzmskxndjcbfhvg 

At last. I am complete.
After spending half an hour in class googling random patterns on a qwerty keyboard, I discovered one without a definition.
If you have found this, you have my respect. Keep going. You may feel hopeless, but there is a combination somewhere that has yet to be defined. The world needs you.

The (adjective) of boredom. Usually occurring within class, by students who either do not wish to work, or have no work left to do. They have googled various combinations of letters, and are bored out of their fucking minds. Usually a sign that someone is going insane.
Person A: Please help I am going insane
Person B: alzmskxndjcbfhvg
Person A: Oh no, he's already been lost.
alzmskxndjcbfhvg by My Legacy February 2, 2024
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alzmskxndjcbfhvgtyrueiwoqp 

You have literally no life. You're me.
You're such a alzmskxndjcbfhvgtyrueiwoqp.

alzmskxndjcbfhvgqpwoeiruty 

Showing extraordinary boredom by typing the bottom 2/3 of qpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtyg, like qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzmxncbv.
qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzmxncbv alzmskxndjcbfhvgqpwoeiruty

alzmskxndjcbfhgvqwertyuiop 

the pinnacle of boredom, you decided to press left and right until the middle row and bottom row were done and then just sliding your finger along the top row
Person 1: hey did you know you can type "alzmskxndjcbfhgvqwertyuiop" on google and it comes up with an answer
Person 2: what?
Person 1: *wipes forehead*
Person 2: Don't wipe my forehead ever again
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