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qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzmxncbv 

Almost as far as the road of boredom goes. Coupled with zmalqpxnskwocndjeivbfhrugty, which is typing every letter backwards diagonally alternating across the keyboard starting with z, then m, a, l, etc. until you end up at y, qpalwoskeidjrufhtgygzmxncbv is accomplished by doing the same forwards with the first two rows and zmxncbving the last row.

One can barely show more extreme signs of boredom, for this term and the referred one actually DON'T show many resuts at all.
John: Shit... Last night, I was so bored, I typed in zmxncbvalskdjfhgqpwoeiruty.

Bob: That's nothing. Last night, I was bored out of my mind, So I typed in qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp.

Mike: So? Still can't beat me. I typed in qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzmxncbv.

All: :o
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qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzmxncbv 

When you are extremely bored, so you type the top two rows of your keyboard from the Q and skip to the P then move onto the second row from the A and skip to the L then the W and the O and the S and the K and so on.. then when you're done you go to the bottom row and don't pick your finger up from Z until it's at M.
Jack: Hey Mark, how's it going?

Mark: "qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzmxncbv"

Jack: "wtf"

qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzmxncbv 

you're pretty damn bored to search this
you're tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm, and you finally find a different combination: qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzmxncbv.

you bored af
hey i'm bored

try qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzmxncbv

thanks

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026