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upcakes to the face.. makes me hungry haha I have alunch break in 9 minutes!

^^HAHA^^ what a fucking tard
alunch by ryesmybitch May 19, 2010

chav-alanche 

A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!
'look out mate'
'what'
'that, quick run!'
'help us...chav-alanche!!'
chav-alanche by **fairy** July 16, 2008

packing a lunch 

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work
Ramone: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
Leon: I am PACKING A LUNCH.
packing a lunch by CORNBIOFUEL January 26, 2009

Apunchogizing

(ayp-UNCH-uh-JI-zeeng)
A word to describe the habitual action of Jacob's mother on LOST, consisting of saying "I'm sorry" before smashing the recipient's head with or against a rock.
Jacob's mother spent a few minutes apunchogizing to Jacob's brother in the well. Jacob's brother was unconscious for several hours.

If someone makes you angry, apunchogizing is the way to go

packing a lunch 

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work
RON: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
TIM: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

pack a lunch 

Slang for telling a person they're going to have a hard time kicking your ass.
Johnny: "You better stop eye ballin my ho or I'm gonna jack you in the grill!"

Jimmy: "Oh yeah, you better pack a lunch bitch!"
pack a lunch by Tipton July 12, 2007
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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