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A)An old German slang term in reference of a High/Supreme Court.

B)A graveyard.

C)A Welsh name to describe the sexiest and most attractive man alive.
A) Ich bein in althoff. (I am in the Supreme Court.)

B) Lässt zu gehen althoff. (Lets go the graveyard.)

C) That man is the althoff!
Althoff by Dr. Heimlen July 2, 2008
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Rhett Althoff 

A man that uses Stop the cap to often.
bruh he over uses stop the cap what a Rhett althoff.
Rhett Althoff by The epic gamer69420 September 21, 2020
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alchoffee 

Sacred alcohol and coffee drank together.
Many examples of get-sloshed-while-sober alchoffee can be seen in cocktails like the javatini, chocatini and various espresso cocktails.
The last name of a Alpha male who is pure muscle and could definitely pull your mom
Look at ____ althof what a alpha male
althof by Ieksjdhejr April 2, 2021
An althof will make you love them and it will seem that they are in love with you,but make no mistake they don't actually love you, they love not being alone. They will lie and cheat and lie and cheat, you will confront them about it they will lie and lie so you won't leave, and the second they feel someone else will take them they will leave you and try to hurt you the most they can....for no reason other that being there for them
Danielle: "sucks for that dude, he's hurting pretty bad,he got the althof treatment."
Steve: " Yeah he actually thought you loved him,what an idiot...hey can I get a hot Carl from you?"
Danielle: "Nope."
Steve:"Alabama hot pocket."
Danielle "Yep!"
Althof by Dr.Ben Nurbut October 3, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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