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An althof will make you love them and it will seem that they are in love with you,but make no mistake they don't actually love you, they love not being alone. They will lie and cheat and lie and cheat, you will confront them about it they will lie and lie so you won't leave, and the second they feel someone else will take them they will leave you and try to hurt you the most they can....for no reason other that being there for them
Danielle: "sucks for that dude, he's hurting pretty bad,he got the althof treatment."
Steve: " Yeah he actually thought you loved him,what an idiot...hey can I get a hot Carl from you?"
Danielle: "Nope."
Steve:"Alabama hot pocket."
Danielle "Yep!"
Althof by Dr.Ben Nurbut October 3, 2022
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alchofunk 

The smell that is emited from one that has been consuming alchoholic beverages.
Damn the mutha fucka got sum badass alchofunk.
alchofunk by Cujo February 5, 2004

Although I'll admit, I like GT a bit better 

(1) An incredibly silly thing to say, in light of the fact that Dragon Ball GT managed to remove what semblance of order and half-decent storytelling existed in Dragon Ball Z: a Japanese anime about men and aliens with bulging muscles and spiky hair obliterating each other with flashing beams of colorful energy.

(2) A comment you can make to let your otaku friends know you have terrible taste in Japanese anime.

(3) Something the writhing hordes of Super Saiyan lovers would say only because Dragon Ball GT created Super Saiyan 4.
So, I got hit on the head by a fridge the other day while watching my favorite cartoon, Dragon Ball Z. Although I'll admit, I like GT a bit better.
It is a similar word to "however", it is generally used in the beginning of a paragraph or to conclude an opposite idea.
"Although the guy was going to the mall but not buying anything"

"Friends are awesome although ones barely treats you"
although by Shemfleshforash December 1, 2015

Authofication 

The authorization and verification of anything.
I had to get a Authofication of my documents in order to file them.
Authofication by maddieblueeyes February 14, 2012
Short form of "although". Similarly to "tho", the word is trying to make up for it's insecurities with the extra letters. It's telling that these superfluous letters spell out "ugh" and have no meaning or reason to exist, which shows the word's lackadaisical nature towards life and is a salient metaphor of how the people who overuse the word (typically hypebeasts) surround themselves with overpriced material goods to distract themselves from their menial jobs and meaningless lives
Altho that's kinda crazy bro tho
altho by Xx_MLG_SWAG_420_xX July 3, 2021
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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