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The last name of a Alpha male who is pure muscle and could definitely pull your mom
Look at ____ althof what a alpha male
althof by Ieksjdhejr April 2, 2021
Words you can keep
An althof will make you love them and it will seem that they are in love with you,but make no mistake they don't actually love you, they love not being alone. They will lie and cheat and lie and cheat, you will confront them about it they will lie and lie so you won't leave, and the second they feel someone else will take them they will leave you and try to hurt you the most they can....for no reason other that being there for them
Danielle: "sucks for that dude, he's hurting pretty bad,he got the althof treatment."
Steve: " Yeah he actually thought you loved him,what an idiot...hey can I get a hot Carl from you?"
Danielle: "Nope."
Steve:"Alabama hot pocket."
Danielle "Yep!"
Althof by Dr.Ben Nurbut October 3, 2022
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alchofunk 

The smell that is emited from one that has been consuming alchoholic beverages.
Damn the mutha fucka got sum badass alchofunk.
alchofunk by Cujo February 5, 2004

Although I'll admit, I like GT a bit better 

(1) An incredibly silly thing to say, in light of the fact that Dragon Ball GT managed to remove what semblance of order and half-decent storytelling existed in Dragon Ball Z: a Japanese anime about men and aliens with bulging muscles and spiky hair obliterating each other with flashing beams of colorful energy.

(2) A comment you can make to let your otaku friends know you have terrible taste in Japanese anime.

(3) Something the writhing hordes of Super Saiyan lovers would say only because Dragon Ball GT created Super Saiyan 4.
So, I got hit on the head by a fridge the other day while watching my favorite cartoon, Dragon Ball Z. Although I'll admit, I like GT a bit better.
It is a similar word to "however", it is generally used in the beginning of a paragraph or to conclude an opposite idea.
"Although the guy was going to the mall but not buying anything"

"Friends are awesome although ones barely treats you"
although by Shemfleshforash December 1, 2015

Authofication 

The authorization and verification of anything.
I had to get a Authofication of my documents in order to file them.
Authofication by maddieblueeyes February 14, 2012
Short form of "although". Similarly to "tho", the word is trying to make up for it's insecurities with the extra letters. It's telling that these superfluous letters spell out "ugh" and have no meaning or reason to exist, which shows the word's lackadaisical nature towards life and is a salient metaphor of how the people who overuse the word (typically hypebeasts) surround themselves with overpriced material goods to distract themselves from their menial jobs and meaningless lives
Altho that's kinda crazy bro tho
altho by Xx_MLG_SWAG_420_xX July 3, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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