An althof will make you love them and it will seem that they are in love with you,but make no mistake they don't actually love you, they love not being alone. They will lie and cheat and lie and cheat, you will confront them about it they will lie and lie so you won't leave, and the second they feel someone else will take them they will leave you and try to hurt you the most they can....for no reason other that being there for them

Danielle: "sucks for that dude, he's hurting pretty bad,he got the althof treatment."
Steve: " Yeah he actually thought you loved him,what an idiot...hey can I get a hot Carl from you?"
Danielle: "Nope."
Steve:"Alabama hot pocket."
Danielle "Yep!"

Althof by Dr.Ben Nurbut October 3, 2022

Related Words

althof • Althoff • Rhett Althoff • alchofunk • althouse • Alchofessional • alchoffee • alchoflop • altho • althot

alchofunk

The smell that is emited from one that has been consuming alchoholic beverages.

Damn the mutha fucka got sum badass alchofunk.

alchofunk by Cujo February 5, 2004

Although I'll admit, I like GT a bit better

(1) An incredibly silly thing to say, in light of the fact that Dragon Ball GT managed to remove what semblance of order and half-decent storytelling existed in Dragon Ball Z: a Japanese anime about men and aliens with bulging muscles and spiky hair obliterating each other with flashing beams of colorful energy.

(2) A comment you can make to let your otaku friends know you have terrible taste in Japanese anime.

(3) Something the writhing hordes of Super Saiyan lovers would say only because Dragon Ball GT created Super Saiyan 4.

So, I got hit on the head by a fridge the other day while watching my favorite cartoon, Dragon Ball Z. Although I'll admit, I like GT a bit better.

Although I'll admit, I like GT a bit better by TastyRiff April 27, 2009

although

It is a similar word to "however", it is generally used in the beginning of a paragraph or to conclude an opposite idea.

"Although the guy was going to the mall but not buying anything"

"Friends are awesome although ones barely treats you"

although by Shemfleshforash December 1, 2015

Authofication

The authorization and verification of anything.

I had to get a Authofication of my documents in order to file them.

Authofication by maddieblueeyes February 14, 2012

altho

Short form of "although". Similarly to "tho", the word is trying to make up for it's insecurities with the extra letters. It's telling that these superfluous letters spell out "ugh" and have no meaning or reason to exist, which shows the word's lackadaisical nature towards life and is a salient metaphor of how the people who overuse the word (typically hypebeasts) surround themselves with overpriced material goods to distract themselves from their menial jobs and meaningless lives

Altho that's kinda crazy bro tho

altho by Xx_MLG_SWAG_420_xX July 3, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026