altho 

Short form of "although". Similarly to "tho", the word is trying to make up for it's insecurities with the extra letters. It's telling that these superfluous letters spell out "ugh" and have no meaning or reason to exist, which shows the word's lackadaisical nature towards life and is a salient metaphor of how the people who overuse the word (typically hypebeasts) surround themselves with overpriced material goods to distract themselves from their menial jobs and meaningless lives

Altho that's kinda crazy bro tho

altho by Xx_MLG_SWAG_420_xX July 3, 2021

Alto 

When you fucked up spelling, "a lot".

I love you ALTO...

Alto by Olivier Congress December 29, 2017

Alshon Jeffery 

A term used for dropped footballs

That guy: I’m open *ball slips out of hands*
That guy just did an Alshon Jeffery

Alshon Jeffery by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

altcoin 

And alternative cryptocurrency to bitcoin. Bitcoin being the first cryptocurrency, any variation thereon is an Altcoin (or alt-coin)

"Litecoin is my favourite altcoin because it makes ASIC mining more difficulty"

"Namecoin is sort of an altcoin, but also a domain name system"

altcoin by Vinceypoos December 3, 2013

Alchol 

Its common misspelling of the word alcohol or you couldn't spell alcohol so you ended up here.

Person: I drank so much alchol at that party last night
Person 2: you mean alcohol
Person: sorry I'm not good at spelling
Person 2: we're talking in person

Alchol by C Z January 19, 2020

Alphonzo 

Alphonzo is the Spanish and Italian form of a Visigothic Germanic name, probably meaning "noble and ready" a dark, tall, handsome, strong (mentally and physically), caring, unconditionally loving person. He makes friends very easily and tends to be loved by many. If you ever come in contact with an Alphonzo , get to know him, because you'll never meet another guy like him. I know i'm never giving up my Alphonzo. He is a loving and crazy person, who I love so much. He can get you through just about any bad day. He can lift your spirits within 2 seconds. Alphonzo is the kind of person you just want to see all the time, hug, and never let go. If i ever lose my Alphonzo, I don't know what I'd do. Alphonzo is a happy, wild but calm, silly but serious human being. All Alphonzos are great, But my Alphonzo is the best.<3

Person #1: Ugh i could really use some cheering up right now!!

Person#2: Just talk to Alphonzo he can make anyone happy!

Alphonzo by azucarr_morenaa June 19, 2016

Althea Nicole 

My soulmate. A person you can rely on, a person that is beautiful inside and out, open-minded, looks at different sides before saying her opinion, a very nice person if you're nice to her. I love u sm bestie!

I love u bestie Althea Nicole! i hope ur okay.

Althea Nicole by sylmyjw June 7, 2021