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Alqama is a lady who only falls in boys named Ali! She is the prettiest lady on the land and some people mistake her for a fish!! alqwuaaaaaamaaa?? oh girl you didnt!

Watch out for Alqama, she is a hot and spicy specimen!! Watch out world! this senorita is coming for you.
Boy: Wow, who is that
Girl: She is Alqwuaammmaaaaa
Alki: Girrrrrrl you did NOT just pronounce my name wrong. Its Alqama. You hear??

Boy: oh i heard. I heard juuuusssssttt fine hunni.
alqama by crazyrukhsana March 10, 2017
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Alqama is like the red flag you should have not ignored.
I'm sorry you have to deal with an alqama
alqama by Wanda's variant November 24, 2021
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Alamalakadi

One of the most versatile slang available, it originated as an ancient tribal incantation of the East. It was used to call forth spirits of eccentricity and bewilderment, often inflicting the intended target with horror. Nowadays, it is mostly used in a flippant manner, telling people to cease talking in a most discourteous way.
"Hey! Let me tell you about the time I..."

"ALAMALAKADI!"

(the most common response) "Well, fuck YOU too!"
Alamalakadi by EastCoastClassic February 23, 2010
Literally: "dunghill".
Typical expression of Ferrara (an Italian town located in the north east).

It hasn't a totally offensive meanings but you have to use carefully
"A tiè pròpria n' aldamar" (you are a real dunghill)
Aldamar by dade72 August 24, 2011

Aljamain sterling 

When you fake an injury to disqualify the opponent
I was getting my ass handed to me but I did the ol’ Aljamain Sterling on him and got the victory due to a light groin kick I received
Aljamain sterling by YukonV May 1, 2021

alamano supporters

they hate mainstream media against blengbong narcos because it's "too biased"
mga alamano supporters umiyak dahil si maria ressa nanalo sa nobel peace prize
Means "OH NO" "OH MY GOD" etc
Alamak, I forgot to pick up my girlfriend at the station!!!!
alamak by David August 2, 2003