disqualify

v. To soil one's underpants.

("to shit yer shortz")

past tense: disqualified
the act of disqualifying: disqualification

Tom was trying to sneak a fart out of his arse, but ended up disqualifying.

"Man, I was in the back of my chevy necking with my girl the other night and attempted a one-cheek sneak. I started laughing so hard I disqualified on the spot."

disqualify by ButtFuzz November 19, 2003

Disquadified 

No longer a member of the squad.

Bruh my bad but you're no longer on our level so you're disquadified .

Disquadified by Hey.Its.Yami October 27, 2015

Disqualified 

When a person is prohibited from pouring the shots due to drunkenness.

“Mary is disqualified because she keeps spilling the booze!”

Disqualified by Ana1999 December 17, 2017

Already Taken Disqualification 

Someone who is already in a relationship and is not eligible to hookup with or get with you and/or them.

Jason: Is your ex texting you again? I guess he's already heard that you broke up with your boyfriend.
Charmaine: I think he's trying to get drafted during Transfer Season. For some reason he's ignoring the Already Taken Disqualification.
Jason: That guy's got a bad case of CharMania. I could see him wearing a t-shirt with your face on it!

Already Taken Disqualification by ♡SpankYourOwnMonkey♡ March 20, 2015

pre-disqualified 

Usually a business prospect that you are thinking about doing business with then after some insightful thinking you disqualify them before even discussing business matters with them.

Could also be a potential boyfriend or girlfriend whom you like then before you even approach him/her you find out something awful about him/her that you cannot stand, you automatically disqualify them from being your boyfriend or girlfriend before you even talk to him/her.

John: " Look at that girl, isn't she hot?! I'd make her my wife."

James: " Yeah she is hot. You don't know Mary? She used to be a man then dated a rich guy who paid for her sex change."

John: What? For real? She is pre-disqualified then!

pre-disqualified by bonchk August 1, 2010

disqualification 

deprivation of the right to win or participate because of violation of rules, etc.

dumbass: i got a disqualification for the darwin awards because i didn't die. i should have got one for rendering myself unable to reproduce and pass on my genes, though.

non-dumbass: HOW FUCKING PATHETIC DO YOU HAVE TO BE THAT YOU GET DISQUALIFIED FOR A DARWIN AWARD?

disqualification by h0e hUm January 2, 2010

Disqualified 

An event or action in which you must immediatly drop the offending party.

Guy 1: "Why did everyone split on Jake last night"

Guy 2: "..After he said we should take beers to the ass I disqualified his ass"

Disqualified by MR.DW December 21, 2008