disqualify

v. To soil one's underpants.

("to shit yer shortz")

past tense: disqualified
the act of disqualifying: disqualification

Tom was trying to sneak a fart out of his arse, but ended up disqualifying.

"Man, I was in the back of my chevy necking with my girl the other night and attempted a one-cheek sneak. I started laughing so hard I disqualified on the spot."

by ButtFuzz November 19, 2003

Disqualified

When a person is prohibited from pouring the shots due to drunkenness.

“Mary is disqualified because she keeps spilling the booze!”

by Ana1999 December 17, 2017

Disqualified

An event or action in which you must immediatly drop the offending party.

Guy 1: "Why did everyone split on Jake last night"

Guy 2: "..After he said we should take beers to the ass I disqualified his ass"

by MR.DW December 18, 2008

pre-disqualified

Usually a business prospect that you are thinking about doing business with then after some insightful thinking you disqualify them before even discussing business matters with them.

Could also be a potential boyfriend or girlfriend whom you like then before you even approach him/her you find out something awful about him/her that you cannot stand, you automatically disqualify them from being your boyfriend or girlfriend before you even talk to him/her.

John: " Look at that girl, isn't she hot?! I'd make her my wife."

James: " Yeah she is hot. You don't know Mary? She used to be a man then dated a rich guy who paid for her sex change."

John: What? For real? She is pre-disqualified then!

by bonchk August 01, 2010