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Alcamahol
Alcamahol by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001
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Alcamahol
Joe: Hey gimme some alcamahol!
Bill: It's spelled alcomahol you dipshit
Random guy: Hey Bill, how did you know Joe spelled it wrong just by hearing him say it?
Bill: It's spelled alcomahol you dipshit
Random guy: Hey Bill, how did you know Joe spelled it wrong just by hearing him say it?
Alcamahol by JoeShithead August 19, 2008
Alcahol
(n.) What your mother was probably drinking during her pregnancy that caused you to be unable to spell “alcohol”.
“Ma’am, you’re pregnant, please lay off the alcohol.”
“My body, my choice.”
*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*
“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”
“My body, my choice.”
*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*
“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”
Alcahol by BigGreasyCumstain July 2, 2021
alcatholicism
1. The act of going to a Catholic church drunk.
2. A person who practices Alcoholism and Catholicism (very common)
2. A person who practices Alcoholism and Catholicism (very common)
1. Wow Ned, this shit makes so much more sense when you're plastered!
2. My entire family practices strong alcatholicism during every holiday gathering.
2. My entire family practices strong alcatholicism during every holiday gathering.
alcatholicism by jman799 March 26, 2008
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