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alphansus by jonmarvyn98 December 25, 2017
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Alpharius
A dude from the Warhammer 40k universe. Twentieth son of some magnificent shiny dude who's in charge of everything, the primarch of the Alpha Legion of SPEEHS MARINES along with his twin brother, Omegon. Everyone has an obsession in pretending to be him because his legion is specialized in manipulation, covert operations and pretending to be Alpharius.
Alpharius by ClearlynotAlpharius September 28, 2018
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alphansus • Alphonsus • alphaness • alphanso • alphanumeric • Alpharius • Alphaeus • Alphanesse Oblige • alphanubeerical • alphanumeria
alphanubeerical
If you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they typed it with their left eyebrow whilst nursing on the antenna you probably can't read it as it's spelled alphanubeerically and only the sender will be able to decipher it.
alphanubeerical by Adam Nault January 12, 2008
alphaness
Alphaness is a phrase given to the biggest lads on earth who assert their dominance in everyday life. Their arms are usually bigger than you future, and their voice sounds like morgan freeman on crack. Their outlook on females is whatever has a pulse and a vagina. Additionally their hair usually looks like they have been dragged out of a hedge and their teeth look like wonky tic tacs
alphanumeric
(adj) 1. a character belonging to the alphabet and numerical lettering. 2. a word used to describe as "cool" or awesome.
alphanumeric by Doctor Phanan August 13, 2003
alphanso
An amazing person that everyone loves and adores. Get yourself an alphanso, unless the have a s/o. Then back off.
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