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A girl who is beautiful, smart,very talented,athletic, and she's usually thick, and boys always like her. She's smart but she's really goofy. She's very confusing but it only makes you want her more. She's very shy but when you get to know her she pushes away cause she's afraid of getting hurt.
Person 1: Who is she? She's so beautiful, but she won't let me figure her out
Person 2: She's such an Alondria
Alondria by Tiggerstar145 December 19, 2016

Almondroca 

A kind with a dream to be the best and most famous rapper alive.
Homie 1: yo, that kid is wack
Homie 2: nah dog... he just an almondroca
Almondroca by Matias rocafort January 5, 2008

almendarez 

Big pp guy and he is a porn addict and he can make any girl smile and he plays a lot of Minecraft
Niggatyrone: omg he has a huge dick
Almendarez: oh yeaaaaaaaa
almendarez by Diego_is November 13, 2020

almondroca 

A young rapper with a dream to be the best.
Aka Matias
Dude 1:Dude lil wayne is sick.
Dude 2: naw he ain't no almondroca
almondroca by Matias Rocafort January 2, 2008
A girl whose funny, beautiful, sexy, has a loving caring heart, and will give you her last. Alondria’s love to throw down at the kitchen table with some chicken wangs and, don’t care about hurting your feelings. They freaky and will love you til the end of time, unless you fuck em over. So don’t
Alondria is the baddest girl, period.
Alondria by BigDon19 August 28, 2019

Almendria 

A Discord mock gov owned by Tizian.
Brodi I'mma fuckin' nuke dat Almendria server n shieeettt mayne fook dem dey hurt muh feelingzzz *Shits and cums then pees also pukes*