almondeist 

Is it okay if I say I still like you from the first time I said I liked you? But it seems like the feeling has evolved into a solid love.

almondeist, I love you. It's always been you.

almondeist by Nyanyan. June 23, 2023

Almondextrous 

To think your jokes are funnier than they really are.

Hey guys, did you hear my joke? I eat nuts with both hands. I must be almondextrous.

Almondextrous by lichody April 29, 2009